the results are in...

When I had a tickle in my throat but it lasted less than a day; I figured it was sinus or allergy related.

When I had the chills, with the chattering teeth and body aches; I figured it was the result of taking a long hot bath and then taking Zeus outside with my hair still wet.

When I woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, took my temperature and found no fever was present; I thought it was all because of a stupid Scientology nightmare.

This morning, when my stomach was in knots and I felt like throwing up; I figured it was because I only had one piece of toast before taking my Zinc and Vitamin C supplements.

After my workout, when I felt the headache start; I figured it was because I didn’t drink enough water.

When I got home from work and told Kevin that I was so drained and I don’t feel so good; I figured it was because I was so nervous about the COVID test.

When we got the rapid test done at the local pharmacy, I was confident that I had done it wrong; I figured they would make me do it again because I had swabbed too little.

Kevin received the first set of results... he was confirmed positive for COVID-19. Then I got the call, and when the nurse said I was also positive; I realized I’m just an idiot with a whole lot of excuses 🤦🏽‍♀️